13 Things Brides Will Discover…Eventually

1) You will feel crazy. As in certifiable.  Are you actually going crazy? Probably. Will it still be the best day ever? Yes.

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2) Eloping is going to start to sound REALLY appealing at some point.  Especially after your  10-year old cousin decides she MUST have a vegan meal even though you already placed the order with the catering company.  You will have roast beef and you will like it, young lady.

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3) You WILL have that one bridesmaid:  “Meh, this dress,” “Meh, these colors,” “Meh, what do you mean we can’t sit around and watch Netflix for your Bachelorette party?!?”  This chick can shove it.  And I say that with the upmost love and affection…obviously.

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4) You are not going to get all of your invitations back.  Sorry, Charlie.

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5) You’ll find out your Pinterest board dreams are extremely expensive. Time to get out those DIY  pompoms and channel your inner-Martha-Stewart….sans the insider trading.  Although, insider stock tips are welcome in the comments below.

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6) You remember that song that you swore would never, ever, EVER be played at your wedding? Well, tipsy Uncle Bob and his close friend Jack Daniels just tipped the DJ $300.  Oh yay…Electric Slide.

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7) You want to meet Bridezilla?  Just call me “Bridezilla.”  I dare you.

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8) Wait, what? Your bridesmaid Alicia just found out she is pregnant and will be six months along at your wedding?  Oh yay.

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9) Who-sits-next-to-who just became a bigger deal than it was in middle school.

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10) Finding a mother-of-the-bride dress that does not look like it crawled out of a southern church in the early 1900s is very difficult…nearly impossible.

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11) Furthermore, finding a dress for yourself that you love without your mother scoffing at the amount of cleavage is also very difficult.

“I don’t see a problem here”
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12) Photographers are very important. Make sure you have a trial run so Mr. Photog is clear on your flattering angles. Shots from below? Um, no.

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13) Your wedding day will have ups-and-downs, be crazy, be glorious, and ultimately be perfect for you. The biggest day of your life is meant to be an experience, and you and your spouse are now in it together. Congratulations, lovers!

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